Open Letter to Ladies of Italy

Dear Ladies,

                  First I would like to wish you a Happy Italian Ladies Day-keep up the good work of cleaning, cooking, and looking the other way when your husbands or boyfriends cheat on you.  Second, I beg  for one of you to please have sex with me tonight as It is very important that I win $5 dollars american from my friend Mark. 

                            Respectfully,

               

                                                    Lucas