Lucasism

Camp Lemonier: Djibouti

I am in Djibouti and  will have easy internet access till tuesday when we leave for the ship.  So far Africa Trip II is going  well.  We are actually staying in rooms with beds (instead of the tents we were promised).  There is a nice little coffee shop, an ok NEX, and the chow hall food rocks the house down.  Also, Djibouti is a funny name for a country and I laugh everytime I think about that.   

Open Letter to Ladies of Italy

Dear Ladies,

                  First I would like to wish you a Happy Italian Ladies Day-keep up the good work of cleaning, cooking, and looking the other way when your husbands or boyfriends cheat on you.  Second, I beg  for one of you to please have sex with me tonight as It is very important that I win $5 dollars american from my friend Mark. 

                            Respectfully,

               

                                                    Lucas

A BJ story

I went for a late run again tonight along the Pozzuoli Boardwalk.  I made the mistake of running only a bit off the main side walk and spied two steaming parked cars. The first had its windows obstructed enough to allow me to pass unnoticed (though it was obvious what was going on inside). A few minutes later I passed the second, which had nothing blocking the windows. The dude was in the driver side-jacket over his lap- a women in the passenger seat (well at least half of her). The other half was leaned over with her head buried under the jacket . There was enough light from his stereo we actually made eye contact, which I thought to be very intrusive. He obviously didn’t care as much because he smirked and gave a friendly nod. I didn’t know what else to do so I gave him the thumbs up and kept running.